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{"fact":"Most cats had short hair until about 100 years ago, when it became fashionable to own cats and experiment with breeding.","length":120}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
{"slip": { "id": 74, "advice": "Work is never as important as you think it is."}}
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{"fact":"Mohammed loved cats and reportedly his favorite cat, Muezza, was a tabby. Legend says that tabby cats have an \u201cM\u201d for Mohammed on top of their heads because Mohammad would often rest his hand on the cat\u2019s head.","length":210}
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