{"slip": { "id": 76, "advice": "You will always regret the round of J\u00c3\u00a4germeister."}}
{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"To understand what recursion is...","punchline":"You must first understand what recursion is","id":27}
{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear my pizza joke?","punchline":"Never mind, it's too cheesy.","id":152}
{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a pig that knows karate?","punchline":"A pork chop!","id":212}
{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}