{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"fact":"There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds.","length":100}
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{"slip": { "id": 106, "advice": "A problem shared is a problem halved."}}
{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
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